FUCKING RED LIGHT RUNNING COCKBAG SUV DRIVING TEXTING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCKS KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD AND STOP AT RED LIGHTS AND LOOK OUT FOR THE RED FUCKING NSXES GOD DAMMIT.

I remember when this happened. Terrifying to watch. Those indycar walls and catch fences are really nowhere near high enough to safely restrain something that tall and quite frankly topheavy. As bad as his injuries were, they could have been so much worse.

I see he still won’t STAY IN THE FUCKING BAG.

It can only limp at 3 mph in electric mode.

What’s your problem?

You’re reading “Jalopish” a very old and rare tribal language of the former Territory of Jalopnia.

I’m guessing most parents, upon finding out that they need to spend a couple hundred bucks to replace an item that a child can no longer use because of their own illegal activity, are going to have some strong words for that child.

I googled “foamer” and found this:

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT

Did you just assume they were human? ಠ_ಠ

I was waiting for this one. Many thanks

Came here for this. Thank you, kind human!

Those darn monkey-fighting snakes keep coming back to those Monday-to-Friday planes!

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Damn you old people. Back in your day, stealing cars was easy. Us modern teens? Yeah no. With modern tech? Not gonna happen. The best we could steal these days would a chocolate bar.

I bet there are more than a few jalops willing to trade houses with those asshole neighbours to live next to that guy and his garage.

Now that would be true happy ending  

Jon Bernthal has apparently decided to make a career of playing heavily armed assholes.

LOL @ “Yuppie.” I haven’t heard that word used in 25-30 years.  I would have thought by now, you would have been hard of hearing grandpa, and these wouldn’t bother you as much.  

Some say, if you pray hard enough over an electrical gremlin, you can hear him shouting in the distance.

“Oh Cock.”