Good, boring luxury brand with the stupidest sauce; they go well together!

>sriracha

Eh, I guess his attempt counts as a runner up, then. Haha

You win the worst attempt at English... In the history of Jalopnik the world.

And that’s the problem. They need to learn that no one gets a free lunch, and if a parent is stupid enough to think something is wrong...

... Good God.

Ah, Foamers. Making me question humanity since... Ever.

That bad, huh?

Not if it handles like shit compared to any other Arcade driving games. Hell, this made Shutokou Battle look real.

Needs better physics for an arcade game.

Try harder.

Neither. Blame Dieselgate for ruining Volkswagen/Audi in the US. Most of the Jalops are about to get a big fat paycheck.

Might want to start saving up now if you live in the US - VW Group’s about to get the boot, probably

Does it come with an Emissions Cheating device? :u

One of them would flash a code saying “C0L4.”

You’re exempt.

Dear kids born after 1995:

Still, if only these were able to be installed...

I’d buy it if the thing had decent looking headlamps.