If anyone finds themselves getting grayed, comment one of my posts. I always check the pending comments on my stories. 

It’s been a long week. Deadspin, my car deciding that we’re not friends anymore, Professor “I’m tenured so teaching is an unnecessary task, but good luck on that test”...and countless other things.

Um, did you not notice that he was the ship’s cook, ergo making this a food story and a completely acceptable thing to be found on a website as fine as this one? 

Mine, too. Our ship is in good waters, but one ship isn’t as important as the fleet.

This is such a mixed week. I hate that management has been fucking everything up, but the writing staff has been referencing it in such a variety of creative ways. From one-off remarks in the middle of an otherwise serious article, to the amazing Lifehacker “how to write an open letter to your dipshit boss” article,…

I like the cut of your jib.

Wow, it must suck to be blamed and held accountable for something that someone else did just because you have some traits in common...

I get it...some days you just can’t with these assholes.

He’s Russian. He’s probably like 48 yrs old.

What percent thinks cheddar cheese when they eat a cheez-it?

Is spitting on someone not considered assault?

From one of our local weeklies here in Portland:

I saw it this morning. =( It’s hard for me to stomach this is actually happening. I’ve been commenting here so long that I remember when AJ was the editor. I’m scared Jezebel is next, and honestly I fucking hate Peter Thiel and wish only hateful things happen to him.

Sure it is, read Bernie Sanders’ good tweet. #Deadspinforever

Correction: Founders is Grand Rapid’s-based, which is a big part of the story.

Dear Future Walmart shoplifters -

Holeee shit.

Can these CO cops find an apt. on 87th ST in NYC?

That is some solid sports coverage.
See, y’all criticizing this spamfucker fellow, but he is right. Cut off deadspin and the sport coverage will still be top notch !

Y’all stupid journalists don’t know jack about how to run a newspaper...

“Stick to Feminism!”