Stuffed animal idea is a good idea.

I am really sad that this reality-tv idiot is replacing Bruce Lee’s son as Brandon Lee in pop culture lexicon.

I think less of Anderson Cooper because they are friends. 

It’s ok. It was adopted from Sri Lanka.

Cloths? Are’nt their any Simpson’s GIF’s without spelling misteaks?

I know that violence is never a productive response. I know that the law of attraction says that whatever you send out into the universe comes back to you threefold. I know punching McCain repeatedly in the face wouldn’t change any of the massive injustices currently happening right now in the world. But in spite of…

4) Wear a “Reel Big Fish” t-shirt. Friend of mine was buying (he’s legal and doesn’t look particularly look young anyway I guess) and the person serving told him “not even gonna card you because nobody wearing that shirt is under 25.”

I mean... he probably wasn’t wrong. 

Not Hevelyn and Shevelyn? That seems like a missed opportunity.

Keep this POS from killing himself until every bit of information is extracted from him, and then turn him loose in gen pop.  

I tend to let things get a little too wild for someone that may have to don a bathing suit at any given time. I prefer the 40/50s style two piece high waisted bikinis that also come across the cooterage in a fairly straight line. My quick fix is an electric trimmer, I stand astride the trash can and trim everything up…

For the life of me I cannot understand what anxiety has to do with this.

You are so anxious that you decided to get up and go engage with strangers? That sounds like the opposite of anxiety to this very anxious lady. 

Someone should put together a chrome extension/Firefox addon that automatically replaces the words “I’m not racist, but” with “I am 100% a big fucking racist, and”.

“...I was moved to my first foster home, where I remained for a year while social workers searched specifically for black parents to adopt me. But no one came.”

I, uhhhh... Just boo to that woman, as if shit isn’t hard enough for you...

If you don’t know Great-Auntie Harriet, you better ask somebody.

Yeah, this dude should currently be protected like the crown jewels, dude has some serious dirt on powerful people that needs to get out.

He would be getting off too easy if he kills himself, especially before going to trial. He needs to sing in court, suffer in prison, then die.

I too hope he dies, but not before his trial. Need to get all involved the fuck out of here.

And people wonder why America can’t switch to the metric system. I had a date angrily insist that a kilometer was longer than a mile and it just sunk my interest faster than you can say “I left the oven on.”