Anyone who “isn’t inspired” to vote for a Democrat, any Democrat after the past 2.5 years can go fuck right off.

And, honestly, the group who are the worst, who should feel the worst, who demand to be treated worse than all others, should be the Bernie brothers who refused to vote for Hillary because they felt cheated. They’re stupidity, their inanity, their stupid beliefs that trump had no chance so they could vote for no one,…

Which Cheetos? The crunchy Cheetos which don’t cross the threshhold of my home? Or the Cheetos I can’t keep This Chester Cheetah away from.

We’re digging trenches in the dirt now just so we can lower the bar on human intelligence.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

No no no, see, we need to compromise just a wee bit more, then we’ll finally earn the respect and admiration of congressional Republicans and be able to come together to cut taxes for rich people.

she gives the guy all the money he asked for to brutalize children in concentration camps, and he STILL makes her look bad? i’m beginning to think siding with this Trump guy isn’t the smartest thing for democrats to do!

I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?

based on this comment, i dont think its the best thing for YOU to have children. 

What the fuck is this comment.

I find it a disrespectful on your in-law’s part that they haven’t taken the lead on that (“Call me_____”). That they haven’t - after SEVEN YEARS - is a conscious decision they’ve made.

Snitches get scritches.

Uh yeah I saw Ms. Fifteen Minutes. I also saw the next Serena go out in the first round this year at Wimbledon. Remember her? You Serena haters have been shoveling dirt on her grave for years and still nothing. Oh what she did is nothing worse than what Connors, McEnroe and Borg did forever to the never ending…

Ugh. The cheese I like is waaaay better than yours...but you’ve probably never heard of it. *hair toss*

I recognize that the only way I’d place second in a cycling race is if there are only two people racing, but I do not understand why so many cyclists pull a DeSean Jackson like that. I don’t even finish my McDonald’s fries without watching over my shoulder for my wife to come and steal the big ones I save for last.

Except that the guy never tried to get into the building. He was waiting outside the building for his friend who lived in the building to get there.

eventually the world will be covered in halloumi and everything will be right in the world.

Yep. My office tried to enforce some idiotic policy where if you saw someone tailgate through an entrance you had to ask them to present their badge. First of all, “Doorman” is not part of my job description. Secondly, I’m not going to put myself in a situation where I’m accused of profiling anybody. My company makes…

My god it was disgusting.  I went all in on the cheese lovers box.  The Cheeto sauce is thin, runny, and is basically a flavorless orange olive oil.  And its just a chicken finger not an actual breast like the picture.  I threw away the bite and choked down the sandwich because I was starving.  Move on to the next…