Currently running around Germany in a rented Jeep. Can't read any of the signs but haven't crashed yet.

No offense to your mother, but someone shouldn’t need an “understanding” tester in order to pass. Losing independence sucks, but there comes a time for all of us when our reflexes, eyesight, or something else becomes compromised and we should stop driving. For some people that is age 71, others 85, and some 100. I…

I always just assumed the urine would sterilize my legs....

The Bill Walton of soccer. Without the rings.

We only riot AFTER we win a championship. Not at the games.

It’s a horrible word and I try to only deploy it when the target is an Englishman (and something of a cunt). In case you missed it, his Twitter history shed’s some light on his cuntdom.

I stopped using Next Door because as my neighborhood gentrifies the colonizers would write the following: “I love trying new things is there anywhere around here to exercise?” They lived literally a block from a huge public park where people jog, fish and walk their dogs daily. The rest of the thread was people…

Apparently the English aren’t known for their sense of humor, because there are multiple *very serious* responses to what was obviously a joke...

You’re really going to stick up for the British press basically trying to police the behavior of the American players?

America F*** Yeah!

Pay these women.  Their play on the pitch and the news they make off of it is faaaaar more interesting than anything the men have ever delivered.  

I’m gonna hit you back with some of my own:

Damnit now I want a churro:(

I like to think that my favorite writers can tell a story and make me feel like I’m playing a first person video game; that was accomplished here.

Dad life is a mutha....and while some people say, “you’re an awesome dad”, my 5 year old still can’t tie his shoe strings nor wipe his butt after what seems like an adult…

Washcloths barely make the grade. Loofah or gtfo.

Because they were shown up by two women, not by two men.

Judging from the aquiline nose, angular jawline and straightish hair, he has alot of nerve to claim Kamala isn’t quite “black enough.”

Caps don’t make you right. His fellow Senators alluded to during the debate were actually Democrats.

Reasons why Democrats have concerns about Kamala Harris: A sketchy history as a district attorney and a tendency to flip flop on her positions that is difficult to discern whether she really flip flopped, or just evolved and has a new POV.

In case you cannot watch the video, I’ll save you the Google Search: