But like ketchup you better get Heinz not some knock-off catsup. 

This is the Band-Aid and Xerox thing all over again.

am I alone in thinking wedges are very comfy and practical?

whooooooo gives a fuck which bridge it is

So they paid their lawyers something for nothing while paying their writers nothing for something. Sounds about right.

One is a terrible gateway to far worse things, and the other is weed.

“Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats. That’s how all the great houses started, isn’t it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all…

The only thing less happy than the Queen in that pic is Donny’s bottom 3 buttons on that vest.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

Serious answer - chopsticks. You are already grazing like some dumb herbivore, so picking up tiny bites one at a time becomes very pleasant and relaxing with chops. You can stir up your salad like you’ve got tongs. Deftly handles the crouton problem. You have way more control over how much you pick up and it feels…

Yeah, there’s no way he’d “rather be working on the Mayor Pete Presidential campaign” He’s one Twitter account away from Chuck Woolery.

Dude, you’re just slowly crushing your balls on a narrow sliver of plastic, pipe down.

If memory serves bacon fat replaced all the mayo, and there was some mustard in there and some ground black pepper. That was it. Had bacon sprinkled on the top to finish. Pretty simple, best loved eggs of the day. 

Quanell X went to the authorities after hearing more from the mother, which is something I don’t think he has ever done before. He said the waterworks were only for the camera, and in private she was calm, cold, and collected. She also told him details that no one not involved would ever know. Both parents are…

I think the only option for a third season is if we fast forward another a year or few and THP is the Fleabag. We get his asides. He’s on a self destructive spiral, maybe he’s left the church already. Former Fleabag now has a name! Maybe a boyfriend, cafe expansion, doing great. THP comes back realizing he made a huge…

How are you going to chase someone down and kill them over them hitting someone else’s truck? A truck that can clearly take a hit, being a semi? One certainly owned by a company with insurance and driven by someone capable of recording a tag number and reporting the incident? Hell even if it was my vehicle and I…

That Paula Dean recipe is literally the default recipe for deviled eggs. Which are not fucking Southern no matter how hard you people keep trying to claim them. Its a damn dish that predates the United States. No one in my family is from the South. Most of them are from NY, a good chunk are French Canadians from…

It would be outrageous if COPS had chased a man down and shot him to death over a no-injuries-reported hit-and-run; having random civilians do it is outright hideous.

That southern style recipe is also used in many parts of Yankee land. My grandmother could be described as southern only as a southern Quebecois.

Point of order. That recipe from Paula Deen has been made and handed down from grandmother to mother to child from the eastern border of Louisiana to the southern border of Virginia(Florida is right out) since time began. I move that her accursed name be removed and it just be called “southern style” deviled eggs.