Just do what I do

except me. i read it. 

I don’t know about you other Jezzies, but things like this have lost their power to surprise me.

The Guardian article says he did this with . . . Donald Trump.

Is Moby friends with Terry Richardson? Think I’m going to call him Uncle Moby from now on

That is a beautiful little girl. Gorgeous hair!

Dear Broke,

Oh, I thought you said it was a Meyer Lemon Party!
/puts pants back on
/leaves quietly

I genuinely thought this was in response to the Jail Blazers post on this site earlier today.

Did you know Popeye’s new chicken sandwich is equally as good as CFA’s?

This is something people seem to have so much trouble understanding. You don’t have to agree with everything someone does to still love and accept them as a person. I personally am pro-life, but if I declared my hatred for anyone who had an abortion or defends abortion, I would spend a lot of my energy hating a…

I drive by a CFA all the time. The drive-thru is usually backed up. Then again I live in the heart of the Christian Caliphate. I’m just assuming there’s some Christian Sharia law that requires them to receive the body of Christ in the form of fast food chicken.

1. Sheed did well in Detroit because with Ben Wallace in his prime, he didn’t have to be The Man. He could play his game without the suffocating attention.

Shonda West recently talked about Black women’s reluctance to toot their own horns or proclaim victory. I wish Monique had assumed the same know-it-all, “lemme school you on some thangs” posture that he did and let him have it: Negro, you don’t OWN nothing! You didn’t negotiate some unprecedented contract giving you…

I haven’t seen Thom in a really long time. He looks so dashing with the gray hair!

“We do not celebrate what appears to be someone else’s demise,” she said, per Baller Alert. “We do not stand and applaud and say, ‘Yeah, look what’s happening.’ ‘That’s what you get.’ That’s not where we’re coming from. That’s not a stance we’ve ever taken,” she said.

It’s mcdonalds! Didn’t you know what you wanted before you even had the idea of going there?

Oh my, but it seemed like he had a very long (and often very rude) run. I wonder what straw finally broke the camel’s back?

I have been looking so forward to reading a long-winded, meandering, funny, weird, profound Drew Magary column about what the fuck happened to Drew Magary, and I was not disappointed in even the slightest possible way.

Dude. That is a brutal story. Thank you for your willingness to share it, which also gives deserved recognition to your friends and loved ones.