Aw Kevin, could you warn before having videos of an animal being sliced apart while still alive? That’ll learn me to click a YT without reading its title first.

Man, I actively do not like kids, and I still can’t fathom how shitty a person you must be.

But a lot of lunch accounts that are in the negative are there not because the parents can’t afford to pay, it’s because they forget to deposit money. Or they think their kid should get free food like the other kids. 

From what I’ve seen?

I can’t believe more black people aren’t moving there. Less than an hour drive from Atlanta, but with (I assume) lower taxes and cost of living?! Black people, gentrify Hoschton!

It’s your brother? Just whack him with the grill tongs and then punch him in the throat. He’ll learn.

I’m sadly not amazed that a small town in GA is racist. I am amazed that a 1500-person town has a mayor AND a city administrator and gets out-of-state applicants for that job. I’m pretty sure my neighborhood has more people that that.  

as a Blazers fan the part of that whole incident that made me most frustrated was the official explaining to the announcers that Jokic shoved Kanter into the Denver player so that meant no flagrant on Kanter, just a double technical. Uh, you just admitted there was an illegal shove by Jokic, shouldn’t that lead to a…

May at least one fed up soul just shout “WHIP YOUR DICK OUT” at every show.

I’m not sure I’d give the officials a pass in this series. Jokic, in particular, is getting the dual benefit of getting to be overly physical while those checking him are receiving a lot of touch fouls when responding in kind. The most egregious episode was when Jokic shoved Kanter after a free throw in Game 2, with…

Dude, on behalf of guys that don’t do this shit, fuck you.

“It’s crazy how a little adultery and sexual harassment now has consequences for men! Can’t women just be cool about stuff like that and keep our gross secrets for us? I mean, we can’t be expected not to understand that stuff like this is wrong - us men are just big dumdums like that…

Look everyone, Mike Rosenberg is here!

ITS* YOU SON OF A BITCH

Who *doesn’t* put mayo on literally any sandwich featuring a deli meat?

I’m the kind of person who is driven to irrational anger by the sounds of other people chewing (the closest I have ever come to taking another human life in a blind rage when I was sober involved a homeless shelter and a guy who smacked his lips while eating potato chips), so even the thought of trying to drive a car…

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

Because a violent police officer’s record is a “personnel matter” that’s never disclosed. A black 19 year old with an ounce of weed gets a felony conviction record.

I’m gonna open a produce store that’s just for single people. We will sell you half an onion so you don’t have to worry about whether you have another onion recipe in the next three days. We will sell you three green onions and two stalks of celery and ten mushrooms.