I usually go with onion rings if I want something other than fries with a burger.

The problem is that good sticks are hard to find. Most of them are bargain basement ones where the cheese is barely melted or doesn’t stick to the breading at all.

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

A second, slightly smaller burger.

Self Check-out/ express:

As much as I despise social media, I have to say it does serve a useful purpose as a honeypot for morons, racists, and dipshits of all stripes to eagerly and willingly let the world know exactly what—not who—they really are.

I am so fucking sick of the religious right using a 3 thousand year old fairy tale as an excuse to be dicks to people that are different than them and make them feel uncomfortable. 

Oof. Glad I didn't bother getting fired up for the Pistons to compete in this series.

If Deadspin doesn’t become a site devoted to gifs of sad Celtics fans for the next few days, we riot

He has plenty of time to grow into his face, but yes, that is a plain child.

McDonald’s coffee is better than Chik-Fil-A’s coffee. Neither one is great. But, Dunkin Donuts, then McDonald’s has the best fast food coffee. The worst ones are probably still Burger King and Krispy Kreme (better than it was in the 80s but still awful). Even 7-11 and Circle K have better coffee than Krispy Kreme.

Seconded. In my household we call this Lesbian Doritos.

I like to think I’m too young to be thr old man yelling at clouds, but I can’t see any of the appeal or motivation. Whether it’s this or eating a tide pod, you’re supposed to take video doing it and now you’re one of the cool kids? instead of a candidate for social excommunication?

this may be a bit insensitive to focus on this, but that woman in the picture is 18? 

Considering both you and the guy who only brushes his teeth once a week both have significant others, I no longer understand the existence of incels. If you guys can get fucked, anyone should be able to.

Honestly, there’s only one solution: you have to do everything. If the server gets something wrong, you either have to fix it yourself or you have to get the server’s attention quickly to have them solve it.

The fact that they expected complications with 2 out of 3 methods and still went through with it is alarming. Good guy, bad doctors.

As the byproduct of an interracial relationship, even I have to give Tiger a shady side-eye. Not for his talent, not for his wins, but for his complicity in providing melanin-infused cover for the current occupant of the Oval Office. It is safe to assume he did the same for Dubya, and if all he knows is rarefied…

The whole purpose of democracy is that our officials derive their power from the consent of the governed, not a title or position.  If you respect the office instead of the person who holds it, what's the difference between that office and a throne?