Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

As a survivor, I can safely say that Mariska Hargitay and Raul Esparza have more than once saved me from losing myself in the darkness of the aftermath of my assault. I will never not be grateful to the writers for this: “whether you’re a john in the South Bronx or a $3-million-a-year talk show host, no means no.”

I love Aerie so much. Unapologetically. I buy all my underwear there. It fits amazing, goes through the wash like a champ, and has cute patterns. I don’t need sexy barely-there undies, I want ones that cover my whole ass. 7 pairs for $26 is also pretty fucking amazing. This campaign just solidifies my love of them.…

I dumped a man I really loved because he wanted kids so bad.

I’m 33, and now a lot of my peers are fully in baby making mode. My first reaction to a pregnancy announcement is always sadness, then bewilderment. That’s how I know I shouldn’t have kids. To me, it just sounds like a raw deal. Whatever prompts those people to want kids, I just don’t have.

Yup totally works.

I’m so used to this kind of bullshit that I really wasn’t offended by the shirt.

Yeah same reaction here: it could be worse

I think about the Handmaid’s Tale as well. If you notice though, this level of insanity is a direct result of the social climate in our country changing. That means that these hard liners are scared, clinging to old “tradition” and screaming as loud as possible to rally their base. If they weren’t fearful, they…

But they like science when it benefits them. Like they have a heart attack, resuscitate.

Just a friendly reminder that Kasich is not a “moderate” he’s a hateful manipulator with a God complex! Carry on!

Only if you let me out first!

Can we just let the midwest and the south form their own country? Give them no tax money and not let them cross into the boarders with normal people?

I’ve said it elsewhere, but the last month or so, it’s gotten harder to push down that little voice inside me that wishes certain people would just remove themselves from this earth. It’s wrong to wish someone harm but Trump and these assholes make it easier.

Yeah...I know teenagers are impressionable and all that, but it’s hard to imagine someone reading about these creeps beheading children and thinking “Sign me up for that!” It’s sad, but my sympathy for anyone running off to join them is pretty limited.

Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

Fuck. Goddamn it. That is just the best I can do at this point with words.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I once wrote on my OKCupid

“I hate laughing and having a good time, and I am NEVER sarcastic.”

I cannot tell you how many fuckin dumbass bros took that seriously. Like, no hint that they were in on the joke. Just. That I was a killjoy with no sense of humour.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M MAKING THIS UP!? I REALLY DID STAB SOMEONE FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! NOW ELECT ME PRESIDENT DAMMIT BECAUSE I HAVE A CALM DEMEANOR THAT WILL GUIDE OUR GREAT NATION TO PROSPERITY!