Hanging out in Arkansas sounds worse than going to rehab, honestly.

She says she refuses to issue the licenses “under God’s authority.”

...it would “annoy her” when I “inevitably came back in eight months” to have it removed.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

“Disquieted by Titties” The much anticipated Edward Gorey release. I hear it will look like this pic but, you know, more titties.

Wrong link

How do you misspell Brooklyn so badly?

It’s a great night for schadenfreude.

We have one daughter. That is all we will ever have. She asks us if she can have a brother and a sister sometimes and we tell her she has the dogs and they’re much less likely to poop on the floor.

All of this seems like a good idea.

He might feel differently if HE had ever been pregnant. Particularly if he had a really miserable pregnancy, with lots of barfing, and enforced bed rest, and a really really nasty birth.....

I would never make a good clinic escort (there's no PP/women's clinic in my town) because I would not be able to restrain myself from smacking this woman in the picture, for several reasons, and then I would go to jail.

Evangelicals think the Jews are just as doomed as the rest of the non-Evangelicals, but there’s something about The Rapture that requires Jews be in Jerusalem. Therefore, they will bend over backwards to support Israel - not because it’s filled with Jews, but because the Jews must be there in order for Jesus to come…

They want the Jewish vote, especially in Florida.

Half the country’s eyes glazed over when president Obama said “ad hominem” because Latin’s hard and sounds kind of like Spanish.

Probably even after the fire.

Glad he offed himself and saved us a bs trial.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

That would describe many children in their 30s.

preach!!!