Articles like these spike my anxiety to a 1000% and make me wish I’d gotten my tubes removed a year ago. Maybe I should make that appointment now.

Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but even without all the ‘stuff’ on it, meat isn’t healthy. And 99% of the meat you’re eating (if you’re not going to a local ethical farm) is treated like shit before and after it’s killed. 

Luckily for me, all my family members agree that Trump is a twat. Of course, that just leads to big circle-jerk conversations where everyone tries to agree with the last person more. I guess it could be worth.

I don’t support PETA on many fronts but I support this. The $.80 surcharge to not drink another animals’ fat is ridiculous. Like, a carton of almond milk from Trader Joe’s costs like $2. Don’t charge me half the price of a carton for 1/2c, assholes.

Impossible Meat isn’t available in stores anywhere yet. Only Beyond Meat and Lite Life. My mother always likes to remind me that Beyond Meat isn’t healthy and then I’m like, “Yeah neither is a beef burger, ya twat.”

OMG. Fuck off. Cats was my first Broadway show when I was 7 and I loved it. I grew to hate it because that was the cool thing to do once I moved on to more sophisticated shows like Les Miserables, but then I saw the revival and I was like ‘OMG THIS IS GREAT!’ Like, not mind-blowing, life-changing theatre, but so much…

Oh flyover states. We’ll just keep flying over you and hopefully people with brains will move out. 

She has atrocious style. How about she wears something that doesn’t include animal cruelty?

This is exactly why I opted in my job search earlier this year to work in a boring looking office at an unsexy company. My last job was “cool and exciting” to outsiders (I was working at one of the big cycling companies) but inside the culture was TOXIC. After two huge rounds of layoffs in one year, morale was DOWN to…

Nah, I love me some Elizabeth Warren. 

I’m completely okay with this. #FeeltheBern. Now Tulsi Gabbard has to GTFO too. I sound like I’m completely anti-woman - I’m not. I’m a woman. But these women just annoy me. Free abortion on demand for forever. Power to the pussy. 

“How dare she ignore me! I know what I’ll do to get her to notice me - stalk, rape, and kill her! That’ll win me points! She’ll def. go out with me after.” How does this logic work, men?

I don’t think these are the types of men you want to ‘win’ with. 

Awesome and people can disagree with me if they like. I wouldn’t be offended.

Tis true. But things like Veterans’ Day are valid. Honoring the people who’ve fought for this country seems like a real reason to celebrate. Memorial Day and the Fourth of July, too. 

I came to the realization today that if not for these fake fucking holidays, we’d all probably NEVER seen our families. What does that say about the traditional family? It says it’s a load of shit. Welcome to any other interpretations. (Yes, I’m aware that there are probably a few people who like their families, but…

Um, I don’t hate this because hopefully hungry people in need were able to eat this, but would I ever eat food on the subway that was prepared by people I don’t know? FUCK NO. 

Yes. Because those damned dirty whore ladies should suffer the consequences in their damn dirty, shameful sex fun. 

I’m so glad you were able to get one! I have to ask, and in a nonjudgmental way, seriously, did you wait so long because you were saving up for it? Did you not have a credit card that you could put a cheaper procedure on and then pay it off slowly? I was just unemployed for 6 months and I thought about what would…

If I lived in a place that needed escorts (I live in NYC), I’d happily donate every Saturday and Sunday morning to walk people into the clinic. I’m sure escorts are barred from flipping off protesters, but I’d try to at least get in a little forehead scratch with my middle finger every now and then.