It’s done! I have a PDF with 364 pages of scary stories but I’m having trouble figuring out how to disperse this thing. Help?

When should the cut off be for this? People are still posting new stories. 

No no. Just this year. 

This is taking a while. Would I be a total asshole if I charged $1 for this? 

As they should. He’s an asshole for buying designer animals. 

I’m working on it, y’all. So far there are 266 pages and I haven’t even gone into the comments on the comments yet.

hey fellow horror fans, i’m currently putting together a PDF of all the stories so they’re easier to read. anyone want a copy?

Someone needs a few attack dogs, hella locks on their doors, and a security system. or just sell the damn place. 

GIMME MOARRRR

Is this story what Midsommar was inspired by?

Cats are the best. 

I was just about to post that!! WOOHOOO!!

Dude, I thought the same thing. Or rather than insane, I thought they were just all TERRIBLE PEOPLE. But I couldn’t look away. Haven’t watched the second season yet though. 

This was also already an SVU episode. Years back! Where’s people’s originality??

Are you on crack? Blonde hair looks like shit on her and, please, her body is photoshopped.

I’m all for using untouched models with real bodies that lack thigh gaps, but I’m not sure we should be calling anything “normal.” I don’t think this young woman is normal. She is chubby, or at the very least, she is ‘average’ weight but wearing a super fucking unflattering bathing suit.

Thirded, another almost-30-yo customer.

I’m okay with more people running out of time to procreate. With fewer people, the planet will be sustainable for longer.

I honestly don’t understand any of the commenters here who say they weren’t ready financially or whatever to have a baby and then whoops, got pregnant, golly gee, and went through with it anyways.