Fuck you, Sean Spicer. As a Jew who is particularly emotional about the Holocaust right now after having seen The Zookeeper’s Wife this weekend (it was horrifying to watch, I thought it was a great film, STFU), and having walked through the gas chambers at Auschwitz last year, all I have to say is FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUU.

How about the people of Kentucky are OK with this since they voted this piece of shit into office? If people want to live in civil societies, they can move away from Kentucky.

There’s a special spot in hell for her. A former colleague’s friend had FORMAL baby shower last year for her THIRD child.. I would’ve shown up in sweatpants and a sweatshirt that said ‘fuck you’ on it.

What?? Subjected to their tastes?! How about a nice $100 check? Oh, I know, giving cash is just a New York thing, and thank fucking christ for that.

Simply put: she looks like shit. This is definitely taking a toll on her appearance. But that dress? THAT DRESS.

It seems like my choice not to have kids was the right one. No human deserves to be born into this fuckery of a society.

First off, let me start by saying that all religions are shit. All of them are bogus and made up to keep people down and fearful.

Have you read his first 100 days plan? Some of it’s not half awful. Calm the fuck down. We need to worry more about his supporters than him.

What “Powers That Be” are you talking about? I’m assuming you’re talking about France and England?

And then we’re stuck with Pence. GREAT.

But then we’re stuck with Pence. Who actually has morals, ass-backwards ones.

New nose and before botox.

Man, plastic surgery and time have not been kind to her face. FFS. Scary.

I just spent 10 days in Krakow, Warsaw, and Gdansk, and I think I definitely saw the beginnings of the late October protests outside the Presidential Palace in Warsaw. Fuck Jarosław Kaczyński. Hopefully he doesn’t get his way. Someone impregnate him please in the meantime?

As a Jew who visited Auschwitz last week, this is terrifying. To anyone voting for this schmuck: please go light yourself on fire.

Well that was scripted. I prefer Laura Benanti as Melania Trump.

I NEVER forget to lock my door, but I have left my keys in my front door all night a couple of times. Good thing I have a doorman and cool neighbors.

That’s total Final Destination level shit! You probably stopped it from happening.

But who was the naked woman crying in the shower and why had the woman you’d been drinking with taken her clothes??

I actually really liked it. It was cheesy. But the music was awesomely 80's.