As far as I’m concerned, “god” is a nickname as it was made up by man. So why can’t we make up far less forgiving nicknames, too?

What better nickname is there for the right’s favorite imaginary friend?

I finally saw this revival last week and holy shit she is amazing. AND she ran the Brooklyn half marathon this weekend before doing TWO shows.

Shows that should never see the inside of a Broadway house again:

#catsnotkids lifestyle 4ever.

Shocked, I tell you. Absolutely awed. /s

How did she meet a Russian heir? How long will this marriage last? Did they meet in rehab?

Meth. Meth happened. Despite his denying it. That’s one tweaked out motherfucker.

I always wonder what’s going through someone’s mind when they decide to get a neck tattoo. Like, do you think that’ll be a good idea in five years, or you know, five minutes?

Are you fucking kidding me? Go to fucking class, students. You get to go to a school in the best city on the planet with a BEAUTIFUL actual-campus. Shut the fuck up and go to class, or a party. Or try to enact social justice. Don’t worry about a sculpture on your quad.

Unrelated: How much time do we think has really passed since the first episode?

She had it comin... She had it comin’ all along....

SHIT. I constantly have a stiff neck. FUCK. I’m doing a five-day gluten cleanse so it’s probably gluten flu right now, right? Aren’t there vaccines for meningitis?? If there is, I’ve gotten it and I can chill the fuck out, but...

This reboot is the best early birthday present ever. If you have no connection to Full House, watch it anyway. I’ve had more than one person tell me, “I didn’t like the show but I found it strangely satisfying to watch.”

This is so disappointing. Did they think even for a second that they were being filmed?

Hey, I wasn’t aware that there were medical reasons that men could have manboobs. I posted this under the wrong comment, but if there are reasons out of your control to have this condition, then I redact my initial comment and apologize!

If I’m wrong and there are reasons outside of men’s control to get breast reduction, then I redact my prior post and apologize.

Hormones are a different situation, but there’s medication you can take for that. And I’m pretty sure diet can fix all that if you’re really dedicated to it.

Gross. If you have manboobs, consult a treadmill, not a plastic surgeon. Typical lazy obese americans. FFS. Manboobs are quite possibly the grossest thing ever.

This is nuts, but: She’s pretty and white. She’ll be just fine.