How much clutter and bullshit do you have in all of your space? How often do you look at it? Do you ever use it? Do you even know you have it? Congratulations on being high maintenance!

Dude, you live in Kansas. I would seriously not brag. I don’t care how much space you have. No amount of space is worth living in Kansas.

Is it bad if I think this is just as stupid as a woman taking a man’s name? How about people just come together in a union and keep their own damn names? Why does anyone have to give up a name?