My daughter calls Tangela, Tangleworms, so I’ll pass.

Clefairy has to be full of cream cheese.

The Mighty Dongs is my third favorite Mighty Ducks parody porn, right below the Mighty Fucks and the Fisty Ducks, which is taken quite literally. Quack!

NERF, NOW!!!!

NERF, NOW!!!!

That’s why having a kid is great. I let my daughter do it and that simple bit of removal is so much nicer for the both of us. Now the second I begin screaming at her to get the hell down there and don’t smudge the fucking name this time, I will re-evaluate.