I apparently blurted out my fully-formed theory that a woman swallowed a tooth from a guy and it turned into a baby. I'm guessing someone somewhere mentioned a "seed" and the only removable bit of the body I knew of was a tooth.

"My most favorite thing about London," confides Dakota Johnson on the first day of our madcap foray into the capital's Fashion Week, "is that nobody recognizes me. It's really . . . cool."

Honestly, probably because "his granddaughters have their hair in ponytails all the time, so he doesn't see the big deal in asking this young girl to just put her hair up". And she did have an elastic on her, which she did use to tie up her hair, so as far as he's concerned problem solved! Two people moving seats…

There is literally no upside for the house manager. None. A patron who was reseated has now come to him to ask him to yell at her former seatmate for being mean about her hair. NO ONE in that theatre is going to pick up that offer, except maybe an actor (because they love drama) or a box office manager (because they…

Unfortunately, the time to get the old man yelled at was when you were in your original seat. Once you'd been moved, the issue lost all urgency for the theatre - if you're in comparable (or improved, if they'd moved you to house seats) then as far as the theatre's concerned, they fixed the problem by upgrading you.

The movie is pretty good: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight_…

She could have hit the trifecta of "I know Kim's too sensitive for anyone to say anything to her about it (remember the tantrum she threw at Thanksgiving! But of course that's MY fault!), but I'm really concerned about the extra weight she's carrying around - doesn't she know that her fertility issues are…

You've got to love the throwaway line about how of course there was estrangement in the past, but it was parents cutting out a black sheep. You know, natural order! Totally justified!

HA. This is EXACTLY what I thought was in the email - some sort of gossip-mongering about their girlfriends or wives. Whether that's outright lies, spreading of supposedly private information or just general bad-mouthing, for both brothers to see red is pretty significant. Possibly indicating something their wives…

For BOTH kids to simultaneously cut off contact, it makes me think she was rumor-mongering about them to other family members, possibly making up histories or dramas. That shit's nearly impossible to track down and can make your family life a living hell, so that's my guess.

I had a good, long laugh at that image of the AOL sent folder. Aaaaaah hah hah hah hah!

So my question is, what does she wear now? If yoga pants are lustful, then can she wear anything that shows the shape of her legs? Does this leggings ban extend to skinny jeans? What about bare calves in summer?

You're viewing this through a lens of the parent always having the child's best interests at heart, which unfortunately is not always the case. The basic level of education set up by the state is meant to give all children a grounding that will allow them to function as adults in society; withholding that education…

This just sounds terrible. My parents got us watches, made us stick together, taught us the boundaries of the neighborhood (Summer Street is fine, Aspen Drive is too far, leading to a lot of "my foot is on Aspen Drive!" shenanigans) and told us to call if we ever went into a friend's house. Then they laid down the…

I shower every other day, but every once in a while when I've got a string of work-at-home days, I won't shower for 4 days. This is very deliberate, both because the first shower after 4 days feels fantastic, and also because afterwards my skin and hair look AMAZING for days. (And no, not comparatively - people who…

You can indeed judge both, but the actual failing of the woman (not calling the RSPCA) is not comparable to the blame she's getting (you abandoned a dog, you heartless woman, you only think of yourself!).

War and Peace

I have a sinking feeling that people are unable to yell at the person they really want to yell at (the asshole who Gumtreed and then abandoned a dog) and so are just yelling at the next best thing. Straighten up, people.

I thought it was more to do with stress. You go to a different city, a strange man presents you with a strange dog, strange man tries to get money out of you for strange dog, strange man abandons dog (and you) and zooms off in car, the last train is going to leave soon - that is actually a pretty stressful situation…

Hold on, though.