Best review I saw of Endgame.

Yeah, my 5-year-old really enjoyed the Killing Joke.

My attempt to get a ‘Thanos! Copter! *clapclap**clapclapclap*’ chant going at a screening of Endgame was met with less enthusiasm than I had hoped.  

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

Or hey, maybe she made the decision to be in these movies on her own in exchange for the ability to do whatever the hell she wants to for the rest of her life at the ripe old age of 34. You know how many actors would kill for the opportunity to be ‘locked down’ like that?

I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Nice. One day on Twitter, Ice-T and Chuck D replied to my tweets within a couple hours apart.

Also very topical.

I had to pause for a second and think if Paul Rudd was in Hot Tub Time Machine. lol

I was shocked they actually referenced Hot Tub Time Machine.

I love scarjo but she’s never put strong performances in these marvel movies.

Second bonus:  Sam Wilson’s all, “Look at me.  I’m Captain now.”

He has America’s shield, but does he have America’s ass?

I liked that even at his most depressed, Thor was still battling trolls, even if they were just online ones. 

I want to believe that Chris Evans really pushed to have his character say that, because it feels a little un Cap-like. That being said, I do like how 2019 Cap is just slightly more cynical and annoyed than his 2012 self during the fight, so maybe it’s not that much of a reach.

Fast Five:

Time Travel was always going to be a messy subject. If you can’t enjoy the movie for what it did and remind yourself that no time travel plot is perfect, then I’m sorry for you. Because I think those plot holes are overshadowed by how great the story was. And everyone got the redemption we didn’t think they would ever…

OH, AND: I unfortunately had to share an aisle with, essentially, a comments section/subreddit. I’m not exaggerating. There were like five dudes, they came in, stared at their phones, read aloud the arguments and posts they were looking at to each other, put the phones away (thankfully) as the movie started, and as…

I think the biggest surprise had nothing to do with the deaths and resurrections that were as inevitable as Thanos believed himself to be - and everything to do with Karen Gillan. I did NOT see Nebula’s character being asked to carry that much weight in the story, which is more or less a two-hander (Tony/Steve) with…

Look at me. I’m Captain now!