The audience was mostly made up of tween fans who were there for BTS. So Micheal Keaton’s Batman line, “YOU WANNA GET NUTS!? LET’S GET NUTS!” Went completely over the audience’s head. There was little laughter. I of course laughed since I’m over 40. I felt bad for Keaton. You can tell he wanted a reaction and was left…

That one scene from Batman always felt a little odd to me when I was little, like he was trying to out crazy the Joker.
But apparently, it’s one of Keaton’s favorite lines since he keeps coming back to it. I’m so happy he does :)

“You haven’t touched your sloppy Jimbo.”

But as I did it the next two times, it just became so apparent to me how much of our days are centered around meals and how—the experience I had was when I was fasting for much longer, how time really slowed down.

Counter-point: long drive times and uninhabitable neighborhoods next to rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods are super inefficient, and efficiency is good.

ah yes some health or weapon code was something like r1 r2 x o square triangle x o square triangle left right up down left right up down

lol i cant believe i knew most by muscle memory but of course i had the old pen and paper codes written down always in the case haha

thinking back on GTA San Andreas (or even Vice City), i’m astounded that i knew several cheatcodes just by muscle memory. it helped that there was little variation between them though on the PS2.

I got stuck at the ‘assisted’ phase for like six months and then gave up, so I tip my hat to her. I guess if I were in a movie or the military, I’d have kept pushing. As I am in neither, I’m happy with my kettlebells, pushups and swimming.
My fitness goals are simple: I want to be able to climb to safety, swim to…

My Dinner With Owen

Some day the world will appreciate my SFX-free edit of Star Wars into a two-minute family drama about a boy having a tense meal with his uncle.

Well, that’s what I heard!

It’s true.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

He really is... all that.

We need more black startups and more diversity hiring.

Good point, and many of these huge tech companies do. But those really are “drop in the bucket” programs. Great for the kids that are born near the corporate headquarters of Google or Apple, but not so much for anywhere else.

Well they can sponsor programs for those under-funded, minority-filled schools. I’m not saying it’s they’re responsibility to do so, but that’s just one possible move to make.

In either of those situations, you should make yourself appear larger by raising your arms above your head, or raising a jacket or shirt, until the hotel staff offers a room upgrade, or at least complementary breakfast for the duration of your stay.