Just remember the Steve Jobs iPhone motto: “Don’t hold it that way.”

That is absolutely insane.

Why does no one on Jalopnik ever mention Jaguars? You can get a 2012 or 2013 XFR for under $25k and it has 510 horsepower. This would put the Jag right in the hp pack with the others but it would also be the newest car on the list. I don’t know all of the acceleration times off hand but likely also one of the fastest.…

I’m seeing a lot of expensive European mistakes here. I think Supercharged Cadillacs are the way to go.

Only if they can actually get the comments to load on mobile and it doesn’t just hang forever trying to load all the ads.

https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?listingId=547205878&zip=48187&referrer=%2Fcars-for-sale%2Fsearchresults.xhtml%3Fzip%3D48187%26city%3DCanton%26incremental%3Dall%26modelCodeList%3DCTS%26makeCodeList%3DCAD%26listingTypes%3DUSED%26sortBy%3DderivedpriceASC%26state%3DMI%26firstRecord%3D0%26mar…

Once again the Rio gets put on the back burner.

Its a Mustang there is rust

Wait you have a clean ’66 Mustang to fix and you’re fucking around with all these bummy-ass Jeeps?

Dear Sir. I hope this correspondence finds you well. Fyi, if you feel the need to poke the quarter panels, floor boards and rocker panels with a screwdriver and it feels solid, please stop. The red coating on the outside of the vehicle is called paint. Underneath this coating is “metal”. It is a very solid material…

They’re brain-dead white trash.  That’s their flag.

Keep it up, morons. Soon you’ll have more than enough dead bodies to fertilize your lawn.

Beyond frustrating watching my home state fall into all this BS, sadly I’m not surprised, a huge amount of selfish morons who really are fine fucking things up for everyone else who are just trying to live their lives

Ah, Howell. The Klukker Kapital of Michigan.

Surprise factor that several of their more “colorless” residents participated in this: Zero.

Knock knock knockin’ on Darwin’s dooooooooor.

Projection is a core conservative value.

Some people’s brains never matured past the age of reason (7).  I work in Corrections and we’ve literally been performing CPR on someone in the dayroom as all the inmates could see from their cells and STILL have one ask when he was going to get his out of cell time.  Why couldn’t we just cart the dead guy out so it…

Make no mistake,Trump has poisoned the minds of so many individuals that they firmly believe they have the right and possibly desire to expose innocents to this deadly disease.Thankfully,Governor Whitmer has the guts to stand up for what is right.

wow, lock her up, fuck

Thank you, Erin.