Given his financial struggles, including the long running boat sale plot, and the fact that Wendy had to pay off his student loans, and that he won't be transitioning into a lucrative private sector job(NHL), three babies at once will be a disaster for poor, hapless Mike.

Probably a nod to the documentary from a few years ago, Blackfish. Blackfish goes into great detail about the horrors parks like Sea World inflict on their animal performers (especially killer whales). It is absolutely gutting to watch. After it came out there was a lot of pressure on these parks to change their…