Milk as a beverage by itself is really gross. 

I love this. Further, can we get a chrome extension like the one that replaces photos of 45 with kittens, except it replaces Kardashians and Giseles with Botticellis?

LaLa Land was cheesy, which surely you of all kinja names could recognize. I’m not going to give you a reference from a “golden age” musical because that’s too easy; Cyd Charisse and Ann Miller are gone.; so let’s compare it to the acknowledged worst!

One month before she could exit gracefully, she writes, John Kelly fired her. Manigault Newman speculates the firing was over a tape she was trying to track down of Trump saying the N-word on the set of the Apprentice.

Awesome!! Can we get more of Carmen? Because she is a wonderful cupcake and they literally couldn’t be making the (show-within-a-show) GLOW without her, but she is always kind of on the sidelines. Also, the woman she is based on (Emily Dole aka Mountain Fiji) was an amazing wrestler who was also the victim of police…

You wait until you’re perimenopausal.  That’s a few years of raging PMS episodes.  My family learned to take cover.

Well, it’s not the best Dylan from Teen Wolf, but I feel I should still comment my support due to my username. 

it’s called the 80's. And it was the bestest time for hair.  :)

Is this #2?

Men are garbage, but if they can pull off glittery pussy bow blouses, I’m willing to give them a chance. Detroit.

Oh boy. What has the AV Club comments section become? It used to be a place where people, generally, read and understood things; where good discussions took place. It’s disheartening to see what the Kinja generation brought with it. This article was insightful, well-written and timely. So naturally the majority of the…

If you are triggered by this article, you are probably a turd.

Avenatti is a troll guys. A very awesome lovable troll. He’s great at what he does (and truly seems passionate) but he adores the spotlight and attention. I think we’re all very aware of this, I’m clearly stating the obvious here. Either way the dude is effective and even white 45 loving women want to bone him so I…

I can’t tell you how many times I rewatched One Day More. 

Counterpoint: Carpool Karaoke is fun and nice. See: Sir Paul McCartney and Adele episodes, among others.

We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

I had a friend with a cat called, “Steve from Accounting”

My cat’s name was Sybil Nomi, after Sally Field’s role as multi-personality Sybil, and Nomi from Showgirls because of how quickly and jerky she would react to things. However, I also often called her Poups, short for poupee or doll en French.

ahem

Archduke Franz Ferdinand