“Please know that, while this is a very difficult time for all of us, our first priority remains ensuring that your family continues to receive the very best care. We ask that you continue to reassure your children that our doctors and staff are here to take care of them whenever they need us.”

I loathe Kushner, but I am also kind of getting an “ew, she picked that wimpy Jewboy” vibe from from this- both the quote and the coverage. So I’m not feeling great about it.

I was looking for a roommate when I met Virtual Eddie, and he moved in full time like after a month.

You are describing the plot of You’ve Got Mail.

Months went by without me thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop.

Of course no one is forced to watch it, but young girls will and they’ll get in their head that the only thing they need to do to be liked, to get revenge, to feel better, to be prettier is lose weight. And they’ll make themselves stop eating - because you can’t count on some guy punching you in the face so you need…

That’s so dope! The best thing that happened to me this week: I had a third date with this guy and it was SO GOOD. He had to work late, so we got late-night falafel from the place near my apartment (and he drove out to see me, because he knows I have work early and need lots of sleep). I really like seeing him (and…

It’s day three without hot water in my apartment. I took a freezing cold shower and this is me

i wish i had seen it in person, but i can imagine

Right after Michele Obama’s portrait was unveiled, CBS Sunday Morning had a feature on Amy Sherald and I was pretty much in tears because her story is amazing. Not only was she “flat broke” but she had a heart transplant like 4 years ago. So while I don’t think the portrait totally looks like MO, it’s representative…

as a black woman, i feel ashamed to say this

Can someone at Jez put annie-seifullah in the slug of this article so it has a chance of popping up in her search results? 

Situational Best Chris!

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

I have not watched him on TV since the last debate. I change the channel if NPR starts airing his voice. I’m a huge proponent of first-hand news sources, but when it comes to Donald Trump I’m for some reason perfectly happy to have my news filtered through Jez and the reporters I follow on Twitter. I have no desire to…

The first time in a while SNS is early enough for me to participate! This is Mishto, it’s his fifteenth birthday (around) today. He was rescued from a house that had thirty cats living in it, so no one was keeping track of the birthdays over there.

So you’re telling us Utlravox’s Vienna is the show’s theme song? I’m holding you to that. (Otherwise it will be Falco).

“Life partner.”