Coco seems delightful (haven’t watched it yet, sadly), and congrats to the new double EGOT winner... but Sufjan got robbed! Mystery of Love is such a good song.

My problem is with the second half of the movie, when the white racist cop who tortured black people (which remains very vague) takes over and becomes the white hero. The film makers present the film as a film about a woman taking charge, but then it turns into the familiar trope again.

I can finally comment again! Woohoo Kinja.

Emily Ratajkowski is so goddam thirsty

I thought it was good; I didn’t think it was the best of the Oscar contenders I saw this year. I think the people who have had such a negative reaction to it are really having a reaction to the underlying message/Martin McDonagh’s worldview which is fairly nihilist. I know there’s a lot of backlash around Sam…

My impossible fantasy is a brick phone that can also run Google Maps

I would give my left nut to have that original Nokia brick back. Those fuckers were good phones.

Team Dog b lookin at u like

Tiffany has responded.

My bfs dog is the best dog in the world. I love her so much I cant stand it.

A Tinder for dog lovers, eh?

I’m over the “I’m Beyonce thing”, too. Beyonce is a great performer, but in my opinion, Solange is the true artist in the Knowles family.

I came here to say the same thing. Like it’s a baby doll someone handed her to hold. No closeness or connection. Just a prop, or a thing to hold while she stares into the camera showing off her makeup and expensive clothing. The photo made me feel sad for her.

Is it just me or does she look a bit disconnected from her baby? The way she’s holding her is just weird, somehow. And she isn’t looking at her or engaging her at all. She looks the way I would look if someone handed me their baby and said let’s take pictures-stiff, uncomfortable and vaguely resentful.

I feel complicated about it too, but it’s not like, taking the SIDE of corporate tax breaks. For me, it’s about the fact that these people are using the tax code to retaliate politically so directly. And taking a tax break from a company that your economy depends on is a big deal - even if I don’t want Delta to have…

Balenciaga I believe. Expensive and ugly.

What would it take to never hear about the Kartashians and their friends and their offspring and their boyfriends and their husbands and their makeup and hair people, ever again? For real, a natural disaster? I think a natural disaster, because they’re so shameless that nothing in their ‘personal’ lives could ever be…

SERIOUSLY? You idiots are gonna fuck with Delta, a major employer, and a company whose use as Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson airport brings in a ton of people, business and money over the fact they’re no longer offering (I’m assuming, very minimal) discounts to NRA members?

THIS is the hill you are choosing to die on?

okay…

The hood really needs a PR agent. I tell people I’m from the hood and they either A) don’t believe me or B) think I converted to being a dork in prison.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.