Right. The point is that he’s dumb.

Good for her!

All I care about is how Princess Beatrice is going to top the hat she wore to William’s wedding. Because you know she’s working on it.

“This seems like such a small thing to break up over...”

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

I want someone to grill Trump like this so bad. I know he will just blumble and flumble but I still want someone to sit down and hold him accountable for every shitty stupid thing he’s ever done, said or tweeted.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

Lauren, I hope you understand Spanish. If not, the recipe should be fairly simple to follow:

I hope a cow falls on him.

Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

Ohio State made the playoff last year under the exact same circumstances. They have no grounds to complain.

Maybe don’t get blown out by Iowa for one of your two losses next time?

I see where you are coming from. I really do.

Right! It always feels like the US is in the Group of Death because the last few times the presence of the US is what makes a group the GoD.

Lukewarm take:

“I don’t want to be a distraction.”= I don’t want people thinking about this and associating my name with the rapes I did.