The part where he says he’s standing in the rain for nothing KILLS me. So good.

I have a picture nearly identical to the top one taken of me when I passed out at the Melbourne Cup in 2007. The difference being that my then-boyfriend posed beside me giggling hysterically before finally covering my face with his jacket so I wouldn’t get sunburned.

I received this new male apology recently and it just made me more angry than I already was. The transgression was minor enough that it could have been forgiven with a sincere apology, but that shit I was fed? Boy, bye.

This is my favorite comment of the week. Not that, that holds much water, but thought you might like to know someone in internetland really appreciates the humor here.

The gif accompanying the headline is truly terrifying. WTF indeed. How did poor Hoda get involved in this mess?

I’ve tried multiple times to like this song and I can never get past about thirty seconds. And the chained leopard (?) in the video makes me angry to no end. Hard pass.

You forgot the tab for “maybe I will buy this thing, maybe I won’t, need to see if I like it in two more days.” Or is that just me?

I relate to this so much. I just started my own podcast and I’m legit concerned that I’m going to receive a text similar to this from my mother. She and my dad will hate a movie just because of the amount of cursing; she’s probably really going to hate my podcast. Whoops.

I’m not mad that Ugly Duckling somehow got to move forward because it should’ve won anyway. I don’t know how anybody can hate on a cute little ducky.

“Molly opened the door to Dro, which gives us a hint that she’s not ready to do better, even if she knows better, which is a common disconnect we experience in our 20s.”

Currently angry at all ya’ll who didn’t vote for the Groundhog.