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No one who counts give a shit what you believe. He’s innocent, and the conviction was expunged. This article is Deadspin trying to mount a lynching party for the black guy who beat a criminal conviction over a dispute involving his white girlfriend. That’s all it is.

That, and Deadspin’s hard on for gun owners.

It’s

Nothing in this story proves either side’s version of events one way or the other. It’s just Deadspin doing what Deadspin does: regurgitating a narrative for a second bite at the apple because people are butthurt about an outcome they didn’t like. Like it or not, Greg Hardy’s conviction was overturned. He was never

I really hope Pharoahe Monch finds this guy and murders him.

+everything

What are the stats on mental illness among the shooting officers? How many are psychopaths? How many are mentally challenged and unable to comprehend what a justifiable shooting is? How many cops are just cunts filling out paperwork afterwards?

Is it me, or does the reporter look like he’s dropping a deuce?

Look, if you’re shitting outside in East Columbus, you gotta expect repercussions.

UT is so awesome. Their law school is top tier, yet they admit incoming students with LSAT scores as low as 128. They are the IDGAF school of the Big 12.

Finals MVP, strip club and/or real estate tycoon, is there anything Dre can’t do besides showing up to an ABC board hearing?

Lebron in Cleveland is still a player in a Cleveland uniform, for whom losing is a destiny that cannot go unfulfilled. Only Cleveland could be the team that would lose an NBA Finals to Golden State.

10 to 1 this person had prior history with management over absenteeism and punctuality. As someone who has a chronic health condition, employers typically only shit on you after you shit on them repeatedly. I’ve had few if any issues with my employers because they know I’m not jerking them around.

Somewhere in North Carolina yesterday, a preacher used this as an illustration of God’s anger over Caitlyn Jenner. #guaranteed

Well, he is getting fucked deep by a bunch of black guys.

Nothing a little premarital counseling from Britney Griner won’t fix.

White people will steal everything, even being a black woman in the NAACP. You can’t even call it stealing, because white people have the game locked down so hard: “Dude, honky ass thief is not the preferred nomenclature...cultural appropriator, please.”

Fucking Croats, man. No matter how many times you tell them, they just can’t understand that they’re not Krauts.

You know, the final straw was the Undefeated’s soon to be announced hiring of one Rachel Dolezal.

I hear Skipper has at least nine inches of pain, and I bet Whitlock is feeling every single one of those inches right now.

Jamie Foxx always takes care of his ride or die chicks.

Crawford was just showing his solidarity with the Ukrainian people by standing up to an aggressive Russian.