How?

It’s like one of these but without the pizzazz, unreliability, heritage, and excitement.

Let me attempt to ruin the mehness of your monday.

Nope nope nope. Didn’t (dare I say couldn’t) read the article, because it by design must include the Hyundai Elantra GT Hatchback of that era. And my unsubstantiated desire for one of these ~2600lb. hatchback 4 doors will not be deterred by the general malaise and grayness which surrounded it. It shant!