so on trend for 2018!

That angry grape dude seems really, really mean.

Darren Aronofsky (and Nicholas Winding Refn, for that matter) is one of those guys who is so *desperate* to be seen as an artíste that he often ends up making try-hard jerk-off bullshit that veers straight into camp and then blames the audience for not connecting with it in the right way. When he does make Oscar-bait…

Yes! This is what a President does in the morning. Briefings and then read world news. Not sit at dining table eating cereal watching Fox n freaks. Aghhhhhhhh! I hate him!

I just saw this and made me feel so sad:

Thank you for this. These are amazing. I don’t care if it’s bad; this one is my favorite.

Do you live in New York? There’s a large extended Muslim family that owns a business near me and the men are all very handsome and none of them seems to be married. I don’t know them very well but they’re often on their phones skyping and I’ll say, “Oh, is that your daughter?” and they’ll say, “No, I’m not married,…

Hey Jezzies,

We have a 26-way tie for worst mammal this year!

Excellent conclusion is excellent!

Yes! THIS is the question!

And why are we giving military aid to Myanmar? Their military is committing mass rape and genocide.

Some of these boys are as young as 14 years of age. They’re sent to places like Helmand & Mosul against hardened, ruthless insurgents because it’s the only way to financially take care of their family. They’re also the victims of sexual abuse from the older soldiers.

I worked with his wine label for a harvest 2 years ago and walked into the wine markers office and he was on a speaker phone call with Dave and goes “Hey Dave one sec ok I need to go over this contract real quick.” And I had to like fucking go over this grower contract and assumed he put him on hold so we go over it…

All Dave Matthews fans, please congregate to this thread.

He’s the real life version of a steve bushemi character. Yeah he’s terrible....but there’s something entertaining about his terribleness.

“I am personally devastated by the news that Anthony Scaramucci is not, in fact, publishing a “tell-all” book.”