Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Damn pidgeys.

Torch is writing for Jezebel now?

You know those pidgeys you don't want to bother with are the best way to level up.

I live in a rural area. Finding any Pokémon to begin with is a chore.

Pokevision made the game fun. I could actually track and hunt down desirable mon instead of waiting through a sea of pidgeys.

So no in-game tracking OR tracking websites. What the flying fuck?

You have such terrible logic skills.

yeah - I’m smelling a little sandbagging on the output of the R. Or, maybe the VW engineers came up with a device that lays on another couple pounds of boost when it detects a Focus RS in the lane next to it....

1) Still photos of Hillary waving vs. video of Laura’s salute are very different.

Yeeeah, no. Random out-of-context photos taken at the precise moment when someone had their arm outstretched is not the same thing as ending a speech at the RNC by turning towards the image of your Overlord, actually doing the salute, and then awkwardly transition into a wave that you would have just done to begin…

Or Department of Transportation.

When you lie you make baby jesus sad.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

It’s worth mentioning that HB 1337 isn’t just an anti-abortion bill, it also hurts women who don’t even want one. The part that requires the fetus to be buried or cremated makes no allowances for miscarriages OR length of pregnancy - every sexually active, fertile person who gets a period without officially disposing…

Doug DeMuro: The only man to fit 8 cars into his top 5.

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

Only 100,001 more lynchings, sovereign citizens standoffs, federal building bombings, abortion clinic/minority church murders and it will be a tie!