She lied to us through song!

- PENIS!
- Arya serving Frida Kahlo realness
- THE CHILD OF THE FOREST KAMIKAZE'D USING AN ACORN HAND GRENADE LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
- "Hodor" = "Hold the door"… this is what happens when George R. R. Martin leaves you hanging
- It's a little fucked up what Bran did to Hodor. A LITTLE FUCKED UP.
- When I get old and senile I…

Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust…

BRING BACK THE #BADPOOSY

"What were we talking about again?"
"Uhhh… the time you beat jury duty!"

If you peel an apple you gotta eat that shit right away. By the time he stabbed Osha in the neck it would've been covered in gross brown spots.

Cersei, when did you get hear?

100 Deeds for Jon Snow

I was expecting Melisandre to disrobe and mount Jon's corpse for a second.

Put him back, he's not done yet!

Holy shit. I didn't even realise.

They're very on-the-nose portrayals of femme fatals, without the acting chops to pull it off. Make a cocky face, say some snarky lines, kill someone, rinse and repeat. There's a pretense for the audience to find them alluring and badass, but it's spread on so thick it almost reads as satire. I'm honestly expecting one…

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So very true. *dumps wheelbarrow full of Toy Story merch on the floor*
In the end, its the kids who suffer at the hands of toy collectors. *cracks whip at 7 year old sweatshop worker*

Yknow what they say - if you can't handle the heat, get off Mickey Rooney's sex grill.

I burst out laughing at Tracee Ellis Ross's facial expression following that exchange. It's a beautiful concoction of anger, bewilderment and annoyance BUT ALSO… perennial understanding & acceptance?

Thorgy Thor servin' up some Ashlee Simpson hoedown realness.

The year is 2086. 98% of kids are now autistic from vaccinnes. Science has advanced tremendously. The world is clean and efficient. The non-autistic are classified mentally retarded.

I always thought Abbi beared a resemblance to Holly Marie Combs. So there's my completely-superficial suggestion if they ever need to cast her mother.

My problem with this movie - how do I reconcile my irrational hatred for James Franco with my irrational love for Tommy Wiseau?