Lady Tyrell was definitely this ep's MVP, but Littlefingers retort about "one's choice of companion" and Cersei's subsequently sour bitch face was the highlight.

Are we to believe this is some sort of "magical" billboard?

So IFFFFFF I apply for RuPaul's DRAAAG RAAACE, I'll be SEQUESTERRREDDD…

EIGHT circles? Sounds like Satan had to make some cutbacks.

This is one of those little nuggets of 21st century surrealism that I would just love to plant in the 1950's and see how people react. It's got everything: Talking cats! 8-bit music! A black woman!

This might sound cynical of me, but I disagree with the idea that love is an intrinsically illogical concept. The idea of love has been so romanticized and abstracted that it's really hard to have a discussion about it as a biological response to certain stimuli (physical, hormonal, mental, etc.) If we're willing to…

Only one thing can set these Essos kids straight: a non-threatening, kind-hearted, beautiful white lady.

Stupid dragons need the most attention.

"Go eat some flowers"

But when Chris Pratt looks into her eyes and tells her to "let it go" she is forced to relinquish not just the phone, but also her controlling nature. This character development is reiterated in a beautiful ending sequence where she rides upon Chris Pratt's motorbike, alongside a trio of velociraptors, off into the…

Dammit Jonny you know I love my big beef and cheddar!

What I would pay for the Bob couch scene reenacted by Wiseau.

"That Lemon of Troy sure is a genius."

But they have to squeeze as much mileage out of Danny Devito as they can before he… he…

I saw Insidious for the first time a couple of months ago and what really hooked me was how the characters acted in ways that were both believable and productive. Haunted house? Move the fuck outta there! Demonic posession? Hire an exorcist! Son stuck in the astral plane? Go there yourself and bring him back!

I was going to say young Michael Caine/Lumbergh.

*shakes fist* GIRL'S NAME

I went straight from season 5 to season 6 and the change in Mallory's voice was VERY jarring. I'd hate to think that it has something to do with Jessica Walter's health, but I also imagine that VA sessions are incredibly demanding and strictly deadlined, right? Could just be a poorly timed case of strep throat.

I thought it was a pun of sherry wine. But even the idea that they would just lazily prefix menu items with spooky terms is so absurdly tacky that it works.

Oh, no no no. I'm not young - I'm just pathetic.