I also just love Graham Norton. He could have a goldfish on and I would be entertained. 

The beauty community is a world of its own. It’s super fascinating if you’re really into makeup. Watching this go down has been amazing.

I don’t understand why this site needs to reflexively shit on Bruce Springsteen or at least treat him as a punchline. The guy is 70(!) years old and still does four hour shows. He still puts out very solid records after 49 years.

Joke’s on them, I’ve been eating and drinking my feelings for a decade. Their terrible marketing will have no effect on me!

It’s amazing how the tabloids have done a 180 in regards to Kate and William. Now Kate is living embodiment of all that is good about the UK. Dog whistling at its finest. 

I’m so sorry for your loss! I can offer rabbit gifs.

I’m so sorry.

This is my cat Ollie asleep on my hand. Sending you love and hugs. I’m so very sorry x

The love of my life passed away Wednesday.  There wasn’t any warning or sickness or anything.  He kissed me goodbye, left for work, and passed away from a heart attack. My heart is broken. We were together for seven years and had a fairytale kind of love.  We literally never once had a fight, ever.  He did everything…

Would she mind eating at a table where I had just cleaned my cat's litterbox, or someone else changed a geriatric patient's Depends??  Nasty, nasty woman with zero regard for others.

There’s no excuse for changing a baby’s diaper on a table in a restaurant. None. Just take the baby out of there poopy. You can find a patch of grass or quieter sidewalk, hopefully you’ve got a changing pad or can grab a long piece of paper towel from the bathroom,  but your coat or sweater might have to do. Hell,…

Evidently, every kiss did not begin with "okay."

With a name like Jarred you know they're going to be fucking you. Every kiss begins with Kay my foot. More like every fuck ends with Kay. 

Petite with a flattish chest here and they’ve never worked on me either. Only instead of resembling a porn costume, I’m transformed into the mother of the bride. Pure frump. I’ll stick with jumpsuits and rompers (despite having to fully undress when peeing).

From another dentist family, and omg the fluoride-free Tom’s. I never brought it home but using it at a friend’s house felt wrong. Illicit.

Dentist here: a) use toothpaste with fluoride b) floss your teeth c) don’t use charcoal, it’s abrasive and leaves dirt under your gums

Just pick whatever’s cheapest with fluoride and you’ll keep your dentist happy. I come from a family of dentists, and bringing home a tube of some fancy flavored but fluoride free Tom’s was worse than bringing home drugs. As soon as my mom saw it, she sat me down and had A Very Long Conversation about it.

Personally, I prefer Even Younger Pope.

His dropped shoulders kinda ruin the physique for me. Probably because he’s mid-stride instead of standing tall and upright. But he seems a lot shorter than I thought he was.