If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

There are certainly compelling story lines (the Pens going for a rare repeat, the general craziness going on in Nashville, PK Subban on the verge of a title after being shipped out of Montreal). And I think this Final is going to have much better hockey than both of the conference finals (certainly better than…

Counterpoint: You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

Maybe the Western Conference. Of course each series has a game or 2 that is a complete blowout, but Round 2 and 3 for the Eastern conference was nerve-racking hockey for all teams involved. That Ottawa-Pens Game 7 was probably the best game of the playoffs so far.

Weird stats from this game:

All. The. Salt.

“Have another donut, you fat pig.”

As a Canadian I can safely say for a Hockey locker room that’s positively demure.

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

Peter Laviolette is way fatter than I thought.

Ha fallout 3 concept art..never been so fitting.

try your testicles, i hear it’s more humane than killing innocent cats.

He often sits like he’s on a toilet.

Yep. Whenever I get a new CNN alert my first thought is, “What did the walking dumpster fire do now.”

And just look at the way he is setting like a petulant child as opposed to a real adult.

perpetually embarrassing us

Well you show us how to sit properly with when you are the world’s hugest hemorrhoid! FTFY

Exactly. Poor people love him because he acts like a trailer park dipshit who won the Powerball.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?