Foster kittens. Murray and Fleury. We should have kept them...

Just because Ross put me in a type of mood. The type of parent who can make horrible shit that happened to someone else seem trivial because they have kids is an annoying waste of space.

The city is on the coast in the southeast and is a popular tourist destination, especially for beachgoers.

This is insulting to children and babies.

That does taint the goal somewhat.

I guess when they said Sid was in trouble they really meant to say Buffalo’s D would ignore him.

My mom worked with the Pirates announce crew for a while.

Good. Fuck bullfighters. That bull certainly did.

I learned way back in the 80's not to mess with the bull, son-

I’m fine with this.

“Completely destroys the anal sphincter”

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

muy grave el recto

“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”

I honestly Doughty he would appreciate an elbow thrown by anyone...

Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

Please, let’s do that to keep them all in one place.

While we’re at it, here’s a metaphor for the entire existence of the Coyotes franchise.

How is this funny?