You know, I'd never give a shit again about people endlessly talking and posting about their diets if they would just do one thing. For fucks sake, please stop saying "yummy". Do you want to instagram a pic of your dinner of a blurp of runny peanut butter on three shriveled goji berries? Go ahead, knock yourself out.…

Maybe he's genuinely the least homophobic and accepting person in his world. :|

And now I'm picturing Michael Scott.

When it comes from older, sheltered people who have no idea about anything but are trying really hard not to be the worst, it's sort of endearing, maybe? But I imagine a constant stream of that gets old fast.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help chuckling. Your story is like a subplot from the office.

I just love when people, upon finding out I'm a lesbian, start to give me a list of all the gay people they've ever known. I know that it is some misguided attempt at trying to let me know that they are okay with gay people, but it is really, really annoying.

I wish they'd do this with things guys say, said by women to men.

" Let me come with you, Pontiuth! I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"

"Biggus Dickus??"

"Ugh, that's so straight" needs to become a thing. But what actions or tastes should we dismiss as "so straight"? I nominate calling oneself "the least homophobic and most accepting person in the world."

Some days I hate happy people, so I can get on board. Misanthropes unite! Or, you know, don't because I hate you.

I think it's a jab at people who tell gay people they're "too gay". Like, "You're so over the top with your gayness- it seems inauthentic." At least that's how I interpreted it.

I live in Morgantown, and I've been to this place a few times. The BBQ is really good. I think a dinner out is in order this week, so I will dine there for all of the Jezzies.

I shall go there for dinner tomorrow, toting a picture of my dear Hiddles and with my cat stuffed in my purse to complete the perfection...(btw this vegetarian sheepishly admits that the Atomic Grill has ah-maze-ing ribs and pulled pork).

Technically, it's missing hero cats and Tom Hiddleston. But I'm willing to let that slide.

How does anyone think that that is an appropriate request to make of a business owner? "Great food, good atmosphere. Only complaint is that your female employees need to have more of their tits out. Can you find a way to work on that without getting sued for sexual harassment?"

I wish I could go to West Virginia just to eat at this place and thank Daniel McCawley for being so cool <3

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

File *this* under: Ridiculously Photogenic Firefighters.