insert ‘Benny Hill’ song

NEVER TAKE A CRUZE

but do be sure to take a Cruzer

100% wrong, IMO best vacation for your money.

If I understand correctly, you’re saying, “kids are no fun.”

2GB for $99, what a deal!

That’s the thing that confuses me the most about the iMac. Why the hell wouldn’t they go for the 256 or 128 GB even SDD as standard? or at bare minimum, give it a 1TB 7200RPM platter drive if necessary.

Naw, doubt it... They’ll go to 1GB SSD, 80GB 4200 rpm HDD and 400GB tape drive because progress.

Maybe someone should tell Apple?

And yet in 2015, the entry level for flash storage on top tier smartphones is still 16GB. Daylight robbery!

The GoPro is natural selection’s most effective tool.

Reading this review reminds me of my friends from high school who still wear their letterman jackets unironically....fifteen years after graduation.

Yea, cause poor design has never had an impact on reception before. *rolls eyes*

The only reason why BlackBerry’s were great was because of their rock solid email and their amazing keyboards. But that was back in the days when other phones had shitty email functionality, and smartphones were used primarily as communication devices. I loved my BlackBerry Bold back in 2008, I could type on it all…

I probably just signed up for the first inter-planetary spam in the history of the universe.

either that or when you finally have kids you will be pre-programmed to ignore crying.

Great, now they just need to use this idea to make an alarm clock that sounds like a baby crying and no one will ever be late for anything again.