If you watch some Mark Hamill interviews regarding TFA, he had the idea that Luke Skywalker would end up being the her to end all heroes. The swashbuckling badass. So imagine his shock when the script calls for a character who is a bit of a has-been. Sure Luke was great in defeating the Empire, but his Jedi Academy…

Following the link to ThinkGeek, they properly label it as an R2-Q5.

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Tell them you paid for the flight, and you demand to be departed at once. All the other travelers, mother nature and the FAA will surely listen to your demands. I've found the best tone is one of anger and haste, and be sure to loudly proclaim any and all objections to the situation to everyone you encounter. Surely,…

"Then you're as foolish as a Phoenician in sub-par purple!"

I'm a time traveller...

It's like a Socratic dialogue between stoned teenagers...

The face in the first video looks like a low-rent Wil Wheaton playing evil Santa Claus. Can I watch that movie instead?

Number of white people: 0

My brother and I like to share messed up Gawker media posts and I almost sent him this one but then I thought EWWWW!!!!!

I laughed so hard. What is wrong with me? ;)

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

#teamanimals!

Q: How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

I physically cannot watch that video. I might die.