Following the link to ThinkGeek, they properly label it as an R2-Q5.

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Tell them you paid for the flight, and you demand to be departed at once. All the other travelers, mother nature and the FAA will surely listen to your demands. I've found the best tone is one of anger and haste, and be sure to loudly proclaim any and all objections to the situation to everyone you encounter. Surely,…

It's like a Socratic dialogue between stoned teenagers...

The face in the first video looks like a low-rent Wil Wheaton playing evil Santa Claus. Can I watch that movie instead?

My brother and I like to share messed up Gawker media posts and I almost sent him this one but then I thought EWWWW!!!!!

I laughed so hard. What is wrong with me? ;)

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

#teamanimals!

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

I proposed to my hubby, in the sense that while at burning man, I drunkenly suggested that if we got married, we would get my parents off our backs and also get a lot of new kitchen gadgets. He drunkenly agreed with me. We have been married for almost 4 years and my parents quit accusing us of living in sin finally.…

I physically cannot watch that video. I might die.

This happened a few miles from my house. It isn't uncommon to hear gun fire at night around here. As a matter of fact Friday night I heard multiple shots in a row closer than ever before. So close that I actually got up off the couch and ran to the back of my house. It was really fucking scary.

For a very long time, I had no real opinion one way or the other about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Like a lot of Americans, I grew up sort of defaulting to Israel being the good guys and the Palestinians being the bad guys, but that was more or less the end of it.

I had a very bad Christmas when I was 16. On the two year anniversary of a sexual assault by a friend (always a hard day for me), I lost a good friend in a car accident. I lost another friend because she was driving the car while high and killed that friend. We never talked again. I almost lost my cousin the same…

So many librarians here! My cat-themed cardigan and I are offended by this crap as well.