I admit I was less intrigued with the second season, but the way it ended, man. The corn fields dying. I would kill to see how Brother Justin's resurrection turned out. Also, that show had the best opening credits in TV history, IMHO.

The song 'All the Pretty Little Horses' started out as a lullaby sung by slaves. It was originally a song about how they were forced to leave their own little babies alone all day in danger to care for the white children and was much, much darker. Instead of 'birds and the butterflies /flutter 'round his eyes' it…

I watched my grandmother slowly die of it, so I definitely feel your pain. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. The likelihood of another family member going through it, though, is very small, so please take some comfort in that.

No, it's not. It's a prion disorder.

Absolutely. This is a very good method of control.

I had the same thing. A random young fellow told me I looked gorgeous in my work clothes the other day and then asked me if I was single. I showed him my ring and he said 'You have a very lucky partner', smiled, and left. I'm no spring chicken either. This is most certainly not the usual. Even the usual (which is…

This is what I get for watching Pretty Little Liars. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT!

It's in lesbian fanfic, too, Mark. There's this whole bizarre genre this girl just learned about called g!p or girl!peen where the whole concept of Freudian penis envy is explored in graphic scenes depicted between Glee and, I don't know, Pretty Little Liars characters. Whatever shows girls like. I'm old and not up…

I had a friend who was bullied horribly for years and threatened by this one, much larger jerk. Eventually, in middle school, after much hemming and hawing his parents signed my friend up for some beginning boxing classes so he could build strength and learn how to properly throw a punch in case he needed to defend…

I love how many of these assholes are crying to the government to do something about this despite the fact that many of them probably believe in limited government.

To a very smiley baby.

Jen's Worst Nightmare is actually a really good band name.

Um, he's giving the camera the finger. How did the school miss this?

The 'girly' LEGO toys really bothered me, but I'm not gonna lie, my 7-year old niece LOVES them. She likes the space and monster and alien ones, too, but she loves the pink and purple pet rescue from the 'girly' set the most. Honestly, I just wish they had not made the toys gendered and had neutral domestic scene…

Coldplay? PISHHH!! I'm sorry, but I think the BIGGER issue here is that Prince William says he likes 'Linkin Park'. The fuck?

What? I have never heard of this! I thought this only happened to pasty red-heads (like myself and my whole family).

The subject of the article was depressing, but I'll love you forever for this:

I gotta say, I'm from Philly, I've been known to enjoy a cheesesteak, but I would never touch that shit up there in the header. Anyone who tells you that you have to get one from Pat's or Geno's is an idiot and probably not even a real Philadelphian.

This fills me with rage. Just pure animal rage. I can't even. I just... so angry.

I'm 32 and I'm sad to say I'm totally, utterly devoted to this show.