I can’t say I’m surprised even a little bit. This guy will make moves to kick out service members whose health care costs the military only 10% of what it spends on dick meds. He’s that vindictive.

After consultation with my Generals and military experts

If it was some dystopian mommy-blogger-there-can-only-be-one thing, complete with swords and severed heads, I’d be in. Otherwise, not at the point of a gun.

Argh- IT’S SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU CALLED DIBS!

Disqus is 1000% better than kinja. I’d be in a bad mood if my favorite site moved to kinja, too. (I was in a bad mood here on the Gawker Gizmodo properties when kinja started.)

They’re mostly mad about the redesign and the switch from Disqus to Kinja. I recall that Jezzies were none too pleased when they went through the same.

This movie sounds like it’ll be as exciting as an actual mommy blog.

Are we sure this isn’t the losing look from Project Runway’s unconventional challenge?

I only read this a couple of months ago and for the life of me, I CANNOT remember what the hell happens. At least I can see the movie (eventually, on Netflix) relatively unspoiled.

But this outfit is okay?

Let’s not even get started on those AV Club folks. They seem disgruntled.

I certainly wouldn’t rule Gizmodo out. Or even lifehacker - betcha $5 they’ve got a listicle “5 Easy Ways To Get Rid Of Blood Stains”

If it looks horrible on Anna Kendrick, there’s no hope for the rest of the normal population to pull it off

This has the potential to be terrible or fantastic.

Cue all the mommy bloggers saying, “No one will admit it but Anna Kendrick’s character is based on me.”

I will watch this. I am so weirdly fascinated by mommy bloggers. I’m not even a mom!

If any blogger ever goes missing around here you can bet it was the someone from Kotaku, or some Jalopni that builds submarines.

Oh yeah I remember that movie about a stay at home dad blogger wanting to find his missing NYC pen pal. It was a classic.

Boo! Ruining my childhood. Why remake my childhood’s favorite movie with women?

It sounds better than the movie where Katherine Heigl wants to kill Rosario Dawson for stealing her husband Geoff Stults.