‘First night and 2 girls are on me,” Hof said

That’s very sweet. I’m so sorry about your mom. ♡

“plus all the Remy Martin you can drink.”

Oh god sharing a bed is already a huge issue for me, and has become a major source of tension in past relationships. I just can’t do it! Even in the unlikely event that the other person is not touching me at all or not making any noise, something about the presence of another human makes my body refuse to sleep.

I’m so glad you got the car back. And good method, too.

I can understand that, totally. I’ve never wanted kids, and I know that because of some physical issues it would be very difficult/probably impossible for me to get pregnant. But every once in a while I think about what it would be like, or how it would feel to coach my daughter’s softball team, and I get that pang.…

My (totally unsolicited) advice: Wear (or buy) an outfit that you feel really, really good in. I was in almost the same situation a few months ago. I am heavier than I am comfortable being, and I avoid photos and time with my extended family (who can be quite judgy). When I knew that I had to go home and see them, I…

Anyone still up? My baby is a month old and is now as of a week ago a horrible sleeper. We may try to go to bed anywhere from 9-11pm and sometimes she will not settle until 3 or 4. The hubs went back to work this week so that sucks so much. We are running on so little sleep. I know that’s cliche and everyone says it…

I have been waiting with baited breath for this SNS, because I have gossip.

In the ongoing saga that is my mother-fucking life right now.... just to catch people up: Me and my exboyfriend split up about a month ago. Things ended badly. He quickly went from zero to asshole, and the more I thought about it, the more I’m glad we’re no longer together. He basically stepped in and played happy…

I’ve tended to be in relationships with older men in the past. (Friendships with women, too.) I think it’s because I just don’t have that much in common with people my own age. When you’re closer in age, people expect you to be more like them. That’s not an issue when people are significantly older or younger.

You do this because the modern world has set you up. In the actual world, you would have gone on dates with the guy, and been able to assess whether he actually liked you, and whether you actually liked him, and wanted to be intimate with him. You would have been ale to make an accurate assessment about whether you…

Because I don’t let men that I’ve never met into my home...

I used to feel that way too, until I realized that, realistically, almost nobody is truly passionate about their job. There are a few lucky bastards, but generally they studied way harder in school than I did, and even then it was still a lottery they ended up winning. I used to be passionate about my old job, but…

Pro: I cut about nine inches off of my hair today, and it looks incredible. I’ve never had such a cute bob before.

I’m not passionate about my job. I do it, and I do it well, and it pays the bills. I do like a lot of my coworkers and I have a few work friends, but that’s it.

Sunday was Mother’s Day- or so Facebook and retailers kept telling me. I did get to see Civil War which I loved but then Big Foot decided she was NOT going to sit there waiting for closing credits like some Marvel geek and the evening plummeted to hell from there. She asked me a question. I answered the question.…

I got an A’s in all of my classes. Yay!!

Last week I posted about landlord problems - I was in a rooming house and he was trying to oust me because I made a health and safety complaint. On Sunday, he was doing work outside. When he heard I was not planning on moving, and planning on going to the Residential Tenancy Dispute Resolution Services, he got a…