It makes about as much sense as anything else has this election.

How the hell else do you expect people to know it’s him and not some other burning bush that gives out commandments, huh?

My ex-husband (whom I have a child with and haven’t spoken to in years) apparently went crazy and now has the crown logo from Budweiser tattooed on his face. So I’d say I made a good decision in leaving him.

That kid’s life is going to be butter. BUTTAH!

I see a paste eater.

Destined to be the Broiest Bro at his frat.

I'm not buy'in it. Truth is, Tiny Bieber just loves hockey-Jesus. (sorry for the huge photos). Eh, that's what it's really all aboot.

“Give it to me straight Doctor, I can handle it.”

I like face tattoos. It’s a time saver. It means that I don’t have to talk to that person to find out that they’re not particularly bright and they’ve got poor impulse control to boot.

Just last week I was laughing at his baby face and suggesting a face tattoo might be a good way to toughen it up. It's official, Bieber reads Jez comments.

I don’t really know or care about Justin Bieber, just commenting on the hilarity of Christian tattoos.

It’s funny how “Christians” get gaudy Jesus tattoos when the same book of the Bible that justifies their homophobia also calls tattoos an abomination.

Aww, lookit his widdle street cred.

I have blackmailed my 22 year old daughter by saying she cannot get a single tattoo until she’s paying her own health insurance. She just signed up for Obamacare, y’all. I pray that she doesn’t start with any tat above her collarbone. No neck, no nape, no face. Eeesh.

Of course! That's the whole point of the water balloon analogy.

I’d rather have them do battle via Jeopardy-style trivia questions about U.S. history.

I think you pretty much described Wisconsin.......

Sadly, all of America soon enough.

That’s not what’s on Trump’s head?