“If you are saying that using three-syllable words will offend and alienate the percentage of Jezebel readers who communicate exclusively in gifs and memes, this is probably true, but this subset, and me, would not have good communication anyway.”

i can’t really even enjoy the massage. I don’t really enjoy any massage at all unless its on my upper back, shoulders or neck. I have problems with back pain and years ago when it was really bad would get massages, but i was like “fuck my arms and legs, it’s my back that hurts!” Plus i always felt gross from the oil…

They’re so fat and smooth and soft and adorable. And no callouses, even for a long time after they start walking. I like baby feet best, but I’ll take toddler feet in a pinch.

Ahhhh, makes perfect sense. Good for him for getting it and not being afraid to say it.

Oh god i hate it when people touch my feet! I get pedicures about once month in the warmer months because i wear a lot of sandals and flip flops and like my toes to look as neat and pretty as possible, but man it is torture. I’m overdue for one now. My kid loves them; I’m like hurry the fuck up and paint my toenails…

Yes, tina is right. He owed you the truth about having kids and he withheld it. Remember that when you’re feeling anxious about doing what’s right for you.

You are way too young for that kind of responsibility, and you know that or else you wouldn’t be second-guessing things. You should be having fun, not worrying about staying with someone whose life is so different than the life you envision for yourself now and/or in the future.

I was 40 when i adopted my son. I wouldn’t have done it earlier because it ended up being kind of a plan B thing (ie, finally got tired of waiting to meet the right guy and get married -plan A - so i went off and did it on my own).

Yeah he wasn’t just fat shaming the cat. I don’t know what you would call it but he was basically shitting on you for doing something he disagrees with - who knows what, feeding the cat? Sounded kinda condescending to me. No wonder you have so many feelings about it.

Vaccinate me or my big head will fall off!

Yeah i pretty much rely on you guys (commenters). I also happened upon a woman on fb followed by a friend of my brother (attenuated connection i know) who has some great insight and has shared some great stuff. I actually quite like her.

YAY!!! good for you, kudos to your employee for her bravery and respect to the bosses for their support. Awesome all around.

He’s such a better human than me. I hate feet. No way I’m washing a stranger’s gnarly hooves.

Yup. Someone else told me a similar story a few months ago and i went and read the comment thread that led to her being ungreyed. It was absolutely unbelievable.

Hey all, remember the women who were attacked in germany by crowds of men on new year’s eve?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

Ridiculous. But I’ve seen it enough times to know you’re not the only one this kind of thing has happened to for expressing a contrary opinion, and she isn’t the only writer who does it. I’ll admit, it makes me censor myself sometimes. Hell, I’m a little worried about saying this much.

“Mental illness . . . Sick not weak.” I love that. I love so many things about the fact that he said that and the way that he said it.

Oh absolutely. We have been totally spoiled by the coolness, so it's a real contrast when we see stiffness in other politicians.

I grew up in here in the States in the 70s when his father was PM, and my recollection is that he also was very well-known here at that time. But I couldn’t tell you the name of any other Canadian PM aside from Harper, and that’s only because a Canadian fb friend posted quite a bit about the campaign that led to…