Thanks! I’ve got to go back to the clinique counter for more help on using the damn eyebrow pencil so I wrote down to ask them if they think the micellar water will work on the eye makeup I have. I hate most eye makeup removers because they just make my eyes itch. Before I just used soap and water on my face and a…

He lacks the capacity to appreciate the concept of “in spite of” - you all turned out well in spite of him being a dick.

I want more detail too. Is it “you don’t deserve to live” or “you should be shot/gutted/whatever for that” or a direct “I am going to harm you” thing?

It’s hard to know. I thought they were going to show video but it was just gabby telling the story. On the surface though, yeah, that’s what it seems like. Ignore the crappy comments; 150+ stars means a shitload of people had the same thought. Given the way we treat people who don’t meet the western standards of…

lol good to know you’re against clean bathrooms

Well my friends on Facebook loved it and several commented, even though it was pretty late. Your husband should start up a business for people going into tedious meetings to subscribe to. He could make a fortune!

HA HA HA!!!!

I just starred your comment and it went from grey to black. Why are you grey? Have you not been ungreyed? That I don't get. Somebody needs to ungrey you; your comments are always great. Unfortunately I don't have that power but maybe someone who does will see this.

I should do that! If I try to get anything out of him he completely shuts down - I can't believe how much boys hate talking about that stuff!

Excellent thought - I hope it works.

I live outside DC. I love that idea but I am plus size (18 to 20) and have found it’s very difficult to find decent plus size clothes anywhere. I don’t even shop in stores for that stuff - I do online only. I haven’t really thought a lot about the clothing thing though - when I started working in the early 90s I wore…

Yeah that guy seems slight to me. Maybe it's just the picture, I don't know, but that is not the build I think of when I think of Freddie Mercury.

An irritated cunt. You know, he's always mad, and a yeasty vagina is really irritated.

Well I guess I can unsubscribe from their emails then. No way am I ordering online from a company that won't take returns. That is the dumbest policy I've ever heard of.

OMG I don’t want you to be disrespectful to your elders but that comment is too funny to not post it somewhere. Post the meme on your own page, with your comment in the status, and restrict the post so your relative isn’t a recipient.

This is extremely interesting to me. I've never really paid attention to pro-life bullshit but your comment makes me wonder - did they somehow screw the hell out of pro-choicers by using the term "life" as a stand-in for a real honest-to-god human? I mean, the OP saying "life doesn't begin at conception so why do we…

My son’s spring break just started. No big plans other than getting a pedicure together (he loves them and gets everything but polish; I hate them and endure everything so I can have the polish) and I’m finally gonna buy a decent phone. I don’t know what I’m getting; I’ll have to see what T-Mobile has, because it's…

HA HA HA!!!!!! That really tickled me!!

THAT'S the replacement? You've got to be kidding. If you're not that movie is going to suck even worse than your initial description of it indicated. Not even an ounce of resemblance.

OMG I hope that's true because it's so funny I didn't even google it - just cut and pasted it into facebook. Let's see if any of my friends are still awake.