Omg I went beyond my usual smirk and laughed out loud at this!

Fapping.

Exactly. This is also why I don’t believe he’s never “hired a hooker”.

Bad troll. But certainly persistent!

It depends on the nature of the documents and what they show about his activities on those other days.

I had to read what is quoted above several times but i think when he says “District” he’s referring to the area where the assault occurred - where the court supposedly has jurisdiction - the Eastern District of Pennsylvania. In other words, “I was not in the District [where she says the crime occurred] on those…

Election was the best! Now I have to check out the Freeway movie; I’ve never seen it.

Yes, I couldn’t understand how this wasn’t caught when he checked in. It seems like the number of animals on board would be tracked just like the number of passengers.

I’m guessing she wants huge slabs so there are fewer seams? And considering this is kanye and his bathroom is probably as big as my apartment, it’s probably hard to find that many large slabs.

I love that! Is it yours?

Whoa whoa whoa there kris. “If I had known kim would charge me for the marble I would have made different decisions”? Like not stealing?

I didn’t have to buy a seat for my cats - they were treated as luggage you put under the seat in front of you. I think I paid 60 bucks per cat.

I have never done any online dating stuff but I did fill out the e-harmony questionnaire once. But with each question I kept thinking “if I answer this honestly no one would ever want to date me.” I just felt so weird about the whole thing, like I couldn’t really be myself. This was for a free weekend or something; I…

One of the last episodes of This American Life for 2015 was a recording of a live show with a bunch of comedians doing improv. Aidy was in it and she was fantastic. I sometimes listen to podcasts to help me fall asleep but this was so funny I was lying in bed laughing.

Nooooooo, you don’t have to be young to love the current cast! I’m ancient and I love them! Some people just think it’s cool to trash SNL. Whatever, people. I disagree.

Agreed!

1) Theresa’s go-to pose for the camera (the tilted head) is starting to wear on me. And her mouth is smiling but her eyes are dead. I know she needs to be the breadwinner now but maybe she should have taken more of a break after prison?

It’s because so many of us old folks can’t hold it long enough to creak our way to the bathroom.

I did, thank God - my aunt was there arguing right along with me, and her being there was probably the only reason I didn’t start crying during the whole thing. She was so pissed off she wrote a letter to United but I don’t remember if she got a reply. She was a prolific traveler but stopped flying United after this.

I don’t know what McDowell was told by the airline when she booked her flight. However, from personal experience I can say that you cannot trust what they tell you about travelling with your pets. After my experience, I would never do it again.