My whore cat is sleeping right next to me hatless. Now I feel dirty.

“But decided males didn’t need supplemental instruction on how to look professional.”

I prefer zinfandel and fresca.

Damn now I’m craving Dr. Pepper but it’s already snowing and I ain’t going out there!

Wow

Menopause eviscerated my sex drive, and after reading these ads I’m okay with that.

I know, someone corrected me already. Nothing like fucking a movie reference joke up to make you feel like an idiot!

I've only seen it here on Jezebel. I think someone's trying to make it a thing.

“If you and a partner have ever fallen asleep during sex do three jumping jacks,” she says. And “If you’ve ever had a threesome, dance around each person in the living room like a ballerina.”

A couple of people have said it's stage makeup that for whatever reason she didn't take off. That's the only way it makes sense to me; otherwise, you're right, it's ridiculous.

Hey, for the amount of cash these people are raking in I'll go there to die too!

Ah, now I get it. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she would wear it that heavy.

Damn your comments about vegans are making me crack up after the battle I had on the escaping cow post about whether it's morally superior to not eat meat.

lol, yeah, the vegetarianism thing . . . let’s just say I’ve had an interesting evening on the post about the escaping cow.

A bit too much eye makeup for me in those bottom two pictures, but nevertheless - she is an incredibly beautiful woman, and damn she makes 46 look good!

well obviously she was smarter than me!

thank, you. I shall, take them.

BEGONE WITH YE SATAN!!!!!!

She’s being funny. She’s extremely funny and irreverent too. You should have seen her exchange on the escaped cow post about conservative cattle. Priceless.