Two teams I loathe - the Steelers and the Giants - are self-immolating for the dumbest of reasons, while at least one team I wish nothing but the best for - the Browns - is on the upswing? This is so delicious, it has to be fattening.

Why be a Bill when you can be a William?

Never mind the circumstances, this isn’t the way to handle things, dumbass Isles fans.  Props?  Mawkish videos?  Pshaw...

hey!  he had a stop in Edmonton and the isles got the immortal MIKE YORK in that deal!!

When I hear surgeon I immediately Turk and Todd... This is best read in Todd's voice...

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

If that was a found footage movie trailer I would be all in.  That is some terrifying stuff.

For the people saying the Raptors made a mistake and should have run it back now that LBJ is in LA:

Yup. I had high cholesterol in college at 110 lbs, because I was trying to gain weigh and ate like crap. Age slowed my metabolism down after college, and it’s a struggle to remember that I can’t eat like that anymore. I did get the cholesterol under control though.

The halftime song will never not make me happy every time I hear it. That, and make me feel 1,000 years old.

Above running head first into your own teammate’s butt and fumbling the ball to have your entire career summed up and remembered by that one very instant?

I remember Joe Juneau! He was a guy on that team for sure.

Between this and the dude playing goalie for the Blackhawks, this has been a great couple weeks for dudes who aren’t supposed to be there.

I assume this also applies to the Marlins.

Fine wine.

She looks so damned good in that damn video.

I...I would have a bit of difficulty keeping myself composed if Geri Halliwell were sitting next to me in bed in that outfit.

At 96 points, Winnipeg is third in the West, trailing the stacked Predators and just one behind Vegas, and then there’s a serious gap before you get to the fourth-place Sharks and Wild.