Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Hopefully his lawyer is better at defense than his son is.

Then Pens have a heck of a lot better talent in their bottom six forwards, or really bottom seven, eight, or nine given the Johansen injury. But not having Letang is a big deal, especially now that they’re up against a team with a great top four D that all push the pace of play constantly.

Nashville has been beating Murray consistently to the glove side (see Arvidsson’s goal). Also, the two whacks/passes to even put Arvidsson in on goal were incredible.

It’s all Murray’s fault I’ve heard

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.

Yes they did!

I’m so glad he’s not in Montreal anymore, so I don’t have to hate him.

Kunitz: It’s knuckle-puck time!

Wes McCauley was really great for the Penguins tonight. Their first star by far.

Y’all are being bloody insensitive. This is how I’ll always remember him:

Bosh was a long-time Raptor. If he dies on the court, scientists will just extract the DNA from a mosquito fossilized in amber to bring him back.

Pictured: Randy Carlyle, looking for yet another way to blame everything on his goalies.

“You can only shoot your dick off so many times before it becomes impossible to reattach it.”

I’ll admit to scoffing when Nashville got a franchise. I admit to rolling my eyes at Bettman’s idiotic southern strategy and his ignoring Canadian markets. And the anger I felt with the stories of the Nashville papers having to print pictorials about hockey rules! I thought they were doomed.

I think we can all come to a consensus that Pittsburgh can go fuck themselves

But if fans throw Senators on the ice instead of ducks like in this series, it would easily be the more interesting of the two potential match-ups.

Nashville vs Ottawa finals—would be Gary “Boo!” Bettman’s worst nightmare.

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

This should clearly be on Jezebel